One day a Jewish couple decided to see what
a Catholic Mass was like.
Toward the middle of the service, the priest said,
"At this point of the service, if you are not a
Catholic, you will need to leave at this time."
No one left.
So, for clarity of his request, the priest continued,
"If you are a Protestant or a Jew, we would kindly
ask you to leave the sanctuary at this time."
All of a sudden the statues of Joseph, and Mary with
Jesus in her arms came alive, and Mary said,
"Come on, Joseph, let's take the kid and go
home."
