A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were all sitting at a table, finishing dinner and discussing theology.

Suddenly an angel appeared before them. "I have been sent to grant each of you one wish," he said. "Who will go first?"

The catholic priest stood up. "I wish for the destruction of all protestants!"

Then the protestant minister bolted up. "I wish for the destruction of all catholics!"

The rabbi stayed seated and just smiled, so the angel asked, "How about you? What do you wish for, rabbi?"

The rabbi answered, "Well, if you're going to grant their wishes, I'll just settle for another cup of coffee."